Superman

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Post 1 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Monday, 10-Sep-2007 6:40:05

Superman was bored. So he gave Batman a call.
Maybe have a few beers.
Batman said Robin was ill
and he had to look after him.
A little disappointed,
Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few Beers.
Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat woman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman?s
Apartment to see if she was free.
As he landed on her Balcony,
he looked through the window and saw Wonder woman
naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought
to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in
There, have sex, and be out again before she knew what
was happening". So Superman did his Super thing in a
Split second and flew off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said:
"Did you hear something?"
"No," said the Invisible Man,
"But my arse hurts like hell!"

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 10-Sep-2007 12:59:10

hahahahaha, very good.

Post 3 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 9:04:42

I guess that is one time you wouldn't want to be invisible. good joke